Archive for May, 2010

Bathroom humor

I think there’s a future in it.

In addition to the fun toilet talk about the loo at Southface, I hear that a toilet was the hottest auction item at the Upper Chattahoochee Riverkeeper party last night at Park Tavern. All the auction items were related to water, explained my friend, Abi, who was on the host committee.

Anyway, I don’t have a picture, because I wasn’t there — too busy cooking for a dinner party tonight — but it sounds like the Rolls Royce of toilets. Not only did it come with a heated seat option, but also offers a massage.

No one will ever leave the bathroom again.

Seriously, is this the next big thing?

A friend of mine, whose name I won’t mention as I don’t have permission, literally took us on a tour of his toilet when he hosted a recent dinner party in New York. About five of us joined him in the bathroom, where he sat down, clothed, to show us how it works. There’s a side panel to heat the seat and even, shall we say, rinsing options. It’s Japanese, and the best line of the night came from one of the guests, who asked:

“Which button for sushi?”

Facebook fallout

I have very mixed feelings about Facebook.

It kind of reminds me of being in a sorority, always on the brink of deactivating, but I never quite got up the nerve to sever ties.

Facebook similarly amounts to a game of choosing your social circles, but with the added anxiety that the whole world gets a peek.

And, frankly, that gives most of us the heebie-jeebies.

check out the NYTimes story on what could be next…

http://tinyurl.com/23w7wy3

Four Nerds and a Cry to Arms Against Facebook

David Goldman for The New York Times

Ilya Zhitomirskiy, 20, far left; Dan Grippi, 21; Max Salzberg, 22; and Raphael Sofaer, 19, all students at N.Y.U., are trying to reinvent social networking online.

WSJ Q&A with Vinod Khosla

The VC guru of Silicon Valley on the cleantech sector:

http://tinyurl.com/239ptko

Partnership for a Sustainable GA & Southface

Flabbergasted. That’s how I’ll describe my reaction to Southface’s eco-office. I took a tour of it last night at the Partnership for a Sustainable Georgia’s networking event.

Southface, in case you don’t know, is a national leader in sustainable solutions for the built environment with soup-to-nuts consulting to save energy, money, and, let’s face it, our health, in our homes, schools and communities.

Its Platinum LEED®-certified eco-office is a paragon of what’s possible. So let’s just start with the aesthetic. And I’m somewhat qualified to talk about this as a former “Private Quarters” writer for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. It sounds kind of dirty, but it’s a feature on homes, and everyone reads it. I always thought they should change the name.

Anyway, the Southface eco-office is so beautiful and cool that you’re a little sick to your stomach that you don’t get to work there.  It sort of has this soothing spa effect by virtue of soft, neutral colors and tons of indoor and outdoor windows that bathe the space in not-too-bright light. And it’s, of course, uber high-tech. This might be what Steve Jobs’ house looks like.

They use the modular squares of carpet so that if one area gets ruined or weary, you just pop out and replace the affected square instead of underatking a major recarpeting ordeal.

And, are you ready for this, each desk has its own temperature control! There’s even a button on there for white noise, but apparently no one uses it, our tour guide said. I would totally use it.

The piece de resistance might be the composting toilet. First of all, because it gives me an excuse to write that word and post a picture. Voila!

The composting toilet at Southface's eco-office

Can you see the foam dripping down from inside the toilet? (Yes, I wrote it like that on purpose.) That’s a biodegradable soap that allows little water to be used. The waste then gets routed to a tank where worms and woodchips are added. Eventually, it all gets compacted and produced into liquid fertilizer that Southface calls “Compost Tea.” If that grosses you out, consider this: The fecal matter in the “tea” isn’t as great as what’s found at your average city pool, our tour guide said. Just what we’ve always suspected.

 The above pic, by the way, is of the men’s room, where there’s also a waterless urinal. And I just couldn’t resist being the girl who uses her phone to photograph a toilet in the men’s room with a group of people.

On to more pleasant subjects — the roof garden.

The eco-office roof garden. That's Georgia Power in the background.

Those rubber tiles atop the roof are recycled not one, not two, but three times. They started out as tires, and I can’t remember their reincarnated forms.  There’s also a barrel donated from a local vineyard that collects water up here and an eco-elevator that’s more efficient than a hydraulic lift.

There’s more, of course, like blinds on the outside of the window to save energy before the sun hits and warms it up. You activate the blinds from an indoor panel that also includes a switch that, through some chemical reaction in the window pane, can darken it.

Everyone should try to tour this place. But until then, check out the site: http://www.southface.org/about/campus/eco-office

See you next time, Southface!

Up, up, up and away Wheego!!

Of course, we’re rooting for the home team! Atlanta-based Wheego has been making a splash with news of its full-speed vehicle that’s gearing up to go.

Check out the recent story on bnet by Jim Motovalli, who regularly blogs for The New York Times and the Mother Nature Network and authored  “Forward Drive: The Race to Build Clean Cars for the Future.”

http://tinyurl.com/3949w6h