Bathroom humor
I think there’s a future in it.
In addition to the fun toilet talk about the loo at Southface, I hear that a toilet was the hottest auction item at the Upper Chattahoochee Riverkeeper party last night at Park Tavern. All the auction items were related to water, explained my friend, Abi, who was on the host committee.
Anyway, I don’t have a picture, because I wasn’t there — too busy cooking for a dinner party tonight — but it sounds like the Rolls Royce of toilets. Not only did it come with a heated seat option, but also offers a massage.
No one will ever leave the bathroom again.
Seriously, is this the next big thing?
A friend of mine, whose name I won’t mention as I don’t have permission, literally took us on a tour of his toilet when he hosted a recent dinner party in New York. About five of us joined him in the bathroom, where he sat down, clothed, to show us how it works. There’s a side panel to heat the seat and even, shall we say, rinsing options. It’s Japanese, and the best line of the night came from one of the guests, who asked:
“Which button for sushi?”
